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Joke I found on Facebook *May be inappropriate to some*

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I hope no one will find this joke horribly offensive but I couldn’t help but laugh reading it and thought some of you might enjoy it too. Not sure who to credit it to so if you know the original source please let me know.

Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, “Do you know what IΒ miss most of all?” Sex!”
Mildred exclaims, “Why you old fart! You couldn’t get it up if I held a gun to your head!”
“I know,” Harold says, “but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.”
“Well, I can oblige,” says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold’s manhood.
Then one night, Harold didn’t show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold to make sure that he was okay.
She walked around the Senior Citizen Home. She found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold’s manhood.
Furious, Mildred yelled, “You two-timing son of a bitch! What does Ethel have that I don’t have?”
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, “Parkinson’s.”

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Author: Natalya

Blogging my thoughts and feelings about mostly mental health, meditation and spirituality(non religious). Hoping to connect with other interesting people in the blogosphere. *The name is Russian and is my pseudonym.

16 thoughts on “Joke I found on Facebook *May be inappropriate to some*

  1. Hahaha… great one πŸ˜†

  2. Lol ha!!! Omg so funny!!!

  3. A sense of humor is essential to life. And this is just plain funny,and certainly not meant to hurt anyone. Having begun to have tremors lately, I found it cheered me up immensely — so much less intentional work involved! LOL

    • Thank you. I agree. Where I would be without a sense of humor is hard to imagine! I’m sorry you have begun to have tremors. Are they a side effect of medication? I’m glad the joke cheered you up. “So much less intentional work involved”-brilliant! LOL πŸ˜€

      • Hey, Natalya!
        I’m still finding it funny πŸ™‚ As for my tremors, they certainly get worse with some medications, but I think my general shaking/tremors are more a generalized result of the long term effects of compound chronic PTSD on that adrenaline-cortisol(?)-something hormone axis through the body.(Sorry, lol – I am really tired, and ‘spelling’ goes right after ‘remembering hard words’ as my brain shuts down:) Good news is that my doctor put me on klonopin week or so ago – suddenly I feel like I just got off a very jarring carnival ride. (lol – bad news for fiancee — more work required now, lol)
        I had to share the joke — I know so many who will appreciate it! Blessed Be!

      • LOL, glad you enjoyed it and shared πŸ™‚ I’m happy your new medication seems to be helping you and you’re feeling better. Did you recently get engaged? Congratulations! Thanks again for sharing the joke πŸ˜€

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